install theme
kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

I walk right up to you and put one finger in the air…

(Source: thoseopeneyes)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

snorlaxatives:

there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t flush public toilets 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

gifyourass:

My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.

endlesslydead:

avvkwardlyhot:

Why am I reblogging a picture of a capybara in a jacuzzi tub what is happening to my life

is no one going to comment on the frickin duck on the ledge?
or the cottage cheese?
what even is this picture?